All of us on tumblr are cruel. We laugh at some of the most morbid things. Such as:
Via blame it on puberty
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: clenchuplegolas)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: clenchuplegolas)
thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:
is hugging loki
—is actually the child of Phil Coulson.
BEST FRIENDS WITH BLACK WIDOW
is isolated on an island with Hawkeye
Went on a date Phil Coulson.
…Hi, Phil.
became the sidekick of Bruce Banner.
Okay, as long as that means he stays Bruce and we just do a lot of science. I can’t be friends with someone who just goes around smashing.
went clubbing with captain america! FUCK YEAH!
…..Is worshipped by Hawkeye…
HAWKWARD.
is actually a sibling of Black Widow…
Formed a band with the Chitauri
Lucky kids being born on apr 6 or 13th
(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)
About me
You dont know me!
